Agent Profiles

Left: KF, Right: MFPC

Agent KF

Name: KF (“Kay” will do)
S
ex: Female
Created: 2006
Species: Undead (ex-Grim Reaper)
Home Continuum: KeenFans RP 2.01 (EGS Mayhem forum)
Department: Floaters
Response Centre: #743
Fandoms: Stargate, Doctor Who, Firefly, Quantum Leap, many many others
Partner: MFPC (though she’s decidedly unhappy about this)
Weapon(s): Scythes, mauls, axes, polearms, basically any pointy or bashy thing on the end of a long swingable stick.

KF has, over the course of her life and everything thereafter, been a jill of several trades. She hails originally from Mayhem, a forum loosely devoted to the webcomic El Goonish Shive, which revels in chaos, wackiness and random transformation gun attacks. In her original roleplay, Kay was an author-insert who became the unfortunate victim of a massive explosion that reduced her earthly shell to the consistency of chunky salsa dip. Being unable to beat death, she decided to instead join it, as the saying goes, and was resurrected as a Grim Reaper, a task she pursued for several years (this sort of thing tends to happen in Mayhem). Following this, Kay and MFPC, her alternate from another roleplay, moved on to the greener pastures of MSTing, a pursuit to which her snarkiness was well-suited. Less suited was her actual partnership with Emm, who she regards as a bumbling idiot (just because they were originally the same person, doesn’t mean they have to like each other). Naturally, after they decided that they’d had enough of reading badfic and joined the PPC to take a more active role in dealing with it, the Flowers immediately sensed their friction and paired them together once again.

Kay had quite a few powers as a Reaper, most of which were taken away when she left the trade. She retains the inability to be permanently killed through conventional means (though she can be seriously inconvenienced for a good while by, say, decapitation) and the ability to make a halo appear and disappear above her head at will, which is a pretty but ultimately useless perk. Many a time, when faced with a noxious Sue, will she fervently wish she had her power over death back.
Though she cannot permanently die, Kay is by no means invulnerable. She can still be injured, and injuries still hurt just as they would if she were alive. If injured in such a way that would kill a normal human, she would likely spend quite a lot of time recovering.

Agent MFPC

Name: MFPC (“Emm” will do)
Sex: Male
Created: Slightly later in 2006
Species: Human
Home Continuum: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread (EGS Mayhem forum)
Department: Floaters
Response Centre: #743
Fandoms: Stargate, Doctor Who, Firefly, Quantum Leap, many many others
Partner: KF (reluctantly)
Weapon(s): He’s a fan of fire. Other than that, no special training.

MFPC began his author-inserted life as a survivor of the dubious business practices and safety regulations of El Cheapo Airlines in Mayhem’s Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread, which left him and a small group of others stranded on a rather wacky deserted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. Emm endured evil possessed planes, carnivorous Following Plants, the nearby crash of a massive spaceship, and a long string of horrible, horrible puns before being yanked off the island to aid in the defence of Mayhem during the Crossover Wars. With the EGS canon safe, he then settled down to a life of MSTing with his other-roleplay-alternate KF, with whom he has plenty of wonderful comedic tension due to his opinion of her as an uptight kill-joy.

Emm has no special powers of note, but does possess the knowledge of the secret blend of spices and banned chemicals necessary to create an extremely potent variety of hot sauce capable of burning holes in most substances (note: not to be taken internally or allowed to touch metal). He used to have a formula that merely conferred upon those who dared to try it the temporary ability to breathe fire – whether they wanted to or not – but the current mixture has long passed “edible” and moved squarely into the territory of “unfit for mortal consumption”. Unfortunately for Kay, this minor distinction means she is always the first person he pesters to sample every new batch, an offer she always flatly declines.

The two of them, it must be noted, don’t hate each other, per se. Their relationship can best be described as a perpetual state of sibling rivalry – though they get on each other’s nerves with minimal effort, when push comes to shove, they’ll always come through for one another. Possibly because their mutual dislike is nothing compared to their loathing of badfic.

 

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